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baskauskas:

oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 

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jesus christ

This is so TL;DR that I’m just going to retype a few of my favorites:

•”Your desire in life is power and prestige” immediately followed with rage at women who leave work to have kids, so I guess his ideal woman’s life goal is to work her whole life but not get any recognition for it

•”You think you deserve chivalry, rather than earn it through your own polite demeanour” m’lady

•”You pet wandering mystery cats with no concern for toxoplasmosis”

•”You consider yourself a happy person”

•”You smell like the food you eat” (okay I know he’s being racist here but seriously I would like to know he expects anyone to do this, does his ideal woman have garlic dematerialization powers) 

•”You believe religious individuals should be tolerated, rather than educated”

•”You belittle transgender people” immediately followed by an item belittling transgender people

•You can’t use cellphone shots for your profile because that would mean you have no life, immediately followed by you can’t use vacation or party shots for your profile because I guess that’s a little bit too much life for him

•”Bacon is important to you”

and the very best of all, the cream of the freakin’ crop:

•”You can’t see your own biases”

Where did my pants go?

Where did my pants go?

That would explain a few things about this picture, anyway.

His excellent facial hair just screams “tolerance.”

Hoist by his own petard.

Hoist by his own petard.

This is a man who gives no fucks.

This is a man who gives no fucks.

Apparently she will, however, lie on her OKCupid profile. Promising!

Aww, why so blue?

Aww, why so blue?

okcenemies:

Good thing he said something, otherwise I might have assumed he was a Nazi.

okcenemies:

His rapist wit.

okcenemies:

His rapist wit.

You’d think that “porn” and “Fleshlight” would be next to each other in importance.

You’d think that “porn” and “Fleshlight” would be next to each other in importance.

okcenemies:

Apology not accepted.

okcenemies:

wut?

He’s an intellecal who’s doing antrapolgy degree studing evoulouthoin. So, he’s quite a catch.